Funny quote Quote by Michelle Hodkin Download Open image ““Who peed in your cheerios?”” — Michelle Hodkin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quote
“Terrific; someone had to go and piss in the Cheerios right after we threw the police out on their ass.” — Ken Lange Copy Share Image
“He was off the phone call now, looking like someone just pissed in his Cheerios.” — Vi Keeland Copy Share Image
“I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“...are the Cheerios smiling bravely, insisting that the show must go on?” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Every morning I cheer on my Cheerios, but I don’t really want them to win. Secretly I’m trying to drown them and eat them—just… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It’s so windy outside that there are waves in my cereal bowl. I was out of milk, so I poured pool water on my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? Omg, donut seeds! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Pete roars with laughter and asks if Hodges knows what the blond said when she opened the box of Cheerios. Hodges says he does… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“The first thing I noticed when I woke up was that I was covered in blood. The second thing I noticed was that this… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“You could start a fire with the heat between you two." "You're mistaking bitter animosity for heartfelt affection.” — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“I was applauding Mara for her extraordinarily appropriate use of the term 'batsh*t crazy” — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“So, what are you doing with my little sister today?” Daniel asked. I closed my eyes in defeat. “I’m afraid I can’t ruin the… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“They lie, you know. It's not easier to ask for forgiveness. Not even a little.” — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“what if they make me stay? To keep me safe?”“I wouldn’t, if I were them.” “What do you mean?”“Any minute now . . .”Two… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“Have you seen the rest of the flat?” A single shake. “Would you like to?” A single nod. “Follow.” I turn away from her… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“You’re distracting,” I said truthfully. “I won’t be. I promise,” Noah said. “I’ll get some crayons and draw quietly. Alone. In a corner.” — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
Oh, you hate when guys stare at your boobs? You should call the police and report the person who ripped your top three buttons… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’re gorgeous. You’re sexy. You’re … asking me to cut that dress off you? I’m praying for strength.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“Fuck. I don’t remember her being so scary. She’s got those momma eyes down to a T, yet, somehow...on her, they are hot as… — Heather M. Orgeron Copy Share Image
Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the shit you want!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're asking the cyborg fugitive and the wild animal to be the welcoming committee? That's adorable.” — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
“Yesterday is a pile of rubble. Today is a pile of opportunity. Life takes a new dump each morning” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“It didn’t take him thirty seconds to have a swig of vodka and a hefty sniff before his hands were as steady as a… — Matthew Bracey Copy Share Image
