Funny quote Quote by Alfonso Martinez Download Open image “I clapped because it finished, not because I liked it” — Alfonso Martinez ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quote
I had no idea what being on stage would be like or how I'd react to the applause. I didn't think I deserved their… — Wilson Cruz Copy Share Image
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I've never watched my films with an everyday audience so it was really crazy to watch people clap at the end of my film… — Cary Fukunaga Copy Share Image
The applause was so loud and insistent that I had to respond with several encores. I was numb with happiness, when it was over,… — Leni Riefenstahl Copy Share Image
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Did I play my role well? If so, then applause, because the comedy is finished! — Augustus Copy Share Image
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I've always accepted applause as making me feel worthwhile. I hope I die being applauded. Just put a chaise longue under me and let… — Eartha Kitt Copy Share Image
That moment when you hear someone call your bestfriend their bestfriend and you're like.....Ummmmmmm no bitch. — Alfonso Martinez Copy Share Image
Never Mind. Definition: You should've listened the first 5 times, bitch. — Alfonso Martinez Copy Share Image
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, I have DirectTV. — Alfonso Martinez Copy Share Image
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