Dirty mind Quote by Alfonso Martinez Download Open image “Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind.” — Alfonso Martinez ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dirty mind Funny quote Life Psychology
When you walk through life with a dirty mind, the simplest things seem funny — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Life's dirty. Life's unclean you know. It's birth, it's sex, it's the intestinal tract. One big squishy, unsanitary mess. It never gets any cleaner either. You know, dust to dust, worms crawl in, worms crawl out, right Even though we know that, we still walk the walk, we still live the life. We're like a bunch of little kids. Little… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
That moment when you hear someone call your bestfriend their bestfriend and you're like…Ummmmmmm no bitch. — Alfonso Martinez Copy Share Image
Never Mind. Definition: You should've listened the first 5 times, bitch. — Alfonso Martinez Copy Share Image
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, I have DirectTV. — Alfonso Martinez Copy Share Image
It is 8'' long with larg top…when you insert it in a wet cavity and move it in and out it produce larg amount… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She is both my madness and my sanity. She is the calm quiet eye of my storm. She is the whisper in the maddening… — Kirk Diedrich Copy Share Image
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house. — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
