Funny quote Quote by Alfonso Martinez Download Open image “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, I have DirectTV.” — Alfonso Martinez ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Don Know Funny quote Know Directtv Lives Pineapple Pineapple Pineapple Sea
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