Express Quote by Bill Hader

I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.

— J. B. Smoove

“My obsession with pineapples nearly drove me mad. I dreamt of the days when I would be grown and able to buy a whole…

— Maya Angelou

I like pineapple. It's delightful.

— Sarah Drew

Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!

— W. C. Fields

“Mother used to shape and score the Spam, arrange the rings of pineapple, then pour a little maple syrup over it and bake it…

— Trevanian

“Hunter he had these big tins of crushed pineapple that he'd gotten from the army,' Garcia said, 'and i had this glove compartment full…

— Blair Jackson

“Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”

— Katherine Gaskin

“apples, strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries. There were no pineapples.”

— Patricia Forde

“I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan”

— Sophie Kinsella

“I like pineapple.”

— Craig Alanson

“i recommend the phrase 'pineapple ass”

— Tao Lin

I love pineapple. You know, pineapple's great on ham, and just on its own, and in a drink. It's a very versatile fruit.

— Vic Reeves