Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, I have DirectTV. — Alfonso Martinez Copy Share Image
I can't wait to get off the stage, because I've got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next! — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
My mom didn't want me to go to college. She didn't want me to read - when I read, I may as… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
If I had to become a food I would be a pineapple. Spiky, but quite sweet really. — Sophie Dahl Copy Share Image
I love pineapple. You know, pineapple's great on ham, and just on its own, and in a drink. It's a very versatile… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
Pineapple shouldn't be perching on pizza any more than KitKats should be crumbled on to lasagne. But still, I'll take it on. — Tim Key Copy Share Image
“I will have you know there is probably less pineapple at your average luau than in my system at this moment” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
A dear friend of mine always brings a pineapple instead of flowers when he comes to a show. I love it. — Seth Numrich Copy Share Image
“He smokes too much weed. I can taste it in his spunk. I need to get him to eat more pineapple to… — Jaden Wilkes Copy Share Image
The biggest challenge [making Pineapple Express] was that we had a comedy budget. We really got excited the more we got into… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
As for pineapple, it's far more versatile than you might think, and certainly merits wider use than in Hawaiian pizzas and pina… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
Lanai at one time grew 98% of the world's pineapples. But the world's pineapples are now grown in two places, Costa Rica… — Larry Ellison Copy Share Image
The original idea [ of the Pineapple Express] came from Judd [Apatow] actually. He just kind of had the loose notion of… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
“Pineapple juice doesn’t come in a can—it comes in a hard, spiky shell called a pineapple. Pineapples are great and all, but… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I imagine that it was I that crucified him. He hanging there moaning, and I sit down facing him,eating pineapple compote.… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“Florida sea captains might place a pineapple at the front door of their house to let everyone know that they had returned… — James Kaserman Copy Share Image
“Some time later there was a knock at his door. He was surprised to find it was now evening and the room… — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
“Here's the only thing I know for sure: Chopped pineapple is incredible on hot dogs. Honest to God, I love pineapple on… — Beth Harbison Copy Share Image
I always like to start my morning with a good amount of fruit. I really like pineapple, particularly because of the enzymes… — Cynthia Nixon Copy Share Image
“She told them about the mini-cupcakes she'd been asked to provide for a christening. "I'm going to introduce them into the shop,… — Roisin Meaney Copy Share Image
“The Clave has the collective intelligence of a pineapple” — Jace Lightwood- City of Heavenly Fire Copy Share Image
“Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” — Katherine Gaskin Copy Share Image
No, I am not allergic to lemon, though fresh pineapple can pose problems. — David Hewlett Copy Share Image
Man, the flavor of a pineapple is 100 times more powerful than the flavor of meat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me, after everything I endured, the Champions League was just the pineapple on top of the cake. — Antonio Rudiger Copy Share Image
“Combine equal amounts of pineapple juice, guava juice, freshly squeezed orange juice, and Mt. Gay rum. Add just a dash of grenadine… — Melinda Blanchard Copy Share Image
“There is an ache in my chest today, sweet, searching, and painful, like a tongue that is cut and tingles with sweetness… — Binyavanga Wainaina Copy Share Image
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