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“Pineapple shouldn't be perching on pizza any more than KitKats should be crumbled on to lasagne. But still, I'll take it on.”

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The bath, for me, was always a place to relax, to retreat from the hell of modern-day life. A sanctuary.

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Doing a new show is just so much pressure. I saw a magazine with my face on the cover and the question 'Is this…

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Weirdly, it's much easier to write a poem than a film.

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Imminent resignation isn't a fun thing to have on your plate.

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It's vital to get something useful under your belt early doors.

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When I write poetry, I write in torrents. I have no interest in quality or finesse, only in quantity and waste. Scribble and discard,…

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Tim Vine's off the scale. Exhaustingly funny.

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I try to write jokes but when I've written about four I run out. Writing my show is a very lonely place.

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My coach, Robert Allen, helped me a lot. He had more influence on my growth as a player than anyone else.

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I don't crave applause. I'm not one of those guys who comes alive on stage. I'm much more alive at home, I think.

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Doing the right things is more important than doing things right.

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