Front door Quote by James Kaserman

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

— Kevin Hart

“Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Pineapples are one of nature’s medicines.”

— Steven Magee

“i recommend the phrase 'pineapple ass”

— Tao Lin

“Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”

— Katherine Gaskin

“Hello, pineapples,’ he whispered. He bent his head toward his lap and punctured the can, listening closely. The pineapples whispered back. They told him…

— Hugh Howey

“THE SEA In my room by the seashore, I can tell without going to the window That the boats sailing outside Are carrying a…

— Anonymous

“My obsession with pineapples nearly drove me mad. I dreamt of the days when I would be grown and able to buy a whole…

— Maya Angelou

“Hunter he had these big tins of crushed pineapple that he'd gotten from the army,' Garcia said, 'and i had this glove compartment full…

— Blair Jackson

“What, everyone you know has been kidnapped by pirates and forced to chop octopus in a kitchen that smells like a whale's stomach?" "Quite…

— Claire Fayers

“The captain of this sailing vessel has requested a private audience with you in his quarters. It seems you’ve a treasure map hidden on…

— Olivia Parker

“apples, strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries. There were no pineapples.”

— Patricia Forde