Funny Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

— Kevin Hart

You Gone Learn Today. Pineapples!!!!!!!!

— Anonymous

I can't wait until I touch the stage, I'm going to catch the spirit and lose my mind.

— Theophilus London

“Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”

— Katherine Gaskin

Got to go out in the limb to pick the fruit. The Fruit Of Life!~

— Bobby Compton

Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!

— W. C. Fields

“My obsession with pineapples nearly drove me mad. I dreamt of the days when I would be grown and able to buy a whole…

— Maya Angelou

I have no life off the stage.

— Leslie Uggams

I'm always up for going back to the stage.

— Taye Diggs

Me, I'm very happy with the fruit I've gotten out of my career.

— Wilson Pickett

I love the stage. I'm always sniffing around to see if there's something I can squidge in quickly.

— Matthew Rhys

“Pineapple juice doesn’t come in a can—it comes in a hard, spiky shell called a pineapple. Pineapples are great and all, but of all…

— Jarod Kintz