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I just hate when a guy aks for help on hw and they just want to see your boobs

— Aaron Higgins

I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm…

— Joan Rivers

Guys with bigger boobs than I have walk around, and they're fine. If women were to do that, they could go to jail. That's…

— Hannah Teter

I'm disappointed in women who feel the need to post a booby picture in order get attention! I would rather be last in the…

— Stella

I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.

— Anonymous

I don't care if people are booing me. They can boo all they like.

— Dereck Chisora

Boobs are lik the sun, Ok to look but dangerous to stare, But that's what sunglasses are for. If you know what I mean ;)

— Anonymous

In Europe and Sweden, we see boobs on TV, and it's not a big deal. Everyone has them; everyone has seen them.

— Malin Akerman

Ladies, put the boobs away, take your butt off the sink, and put your middle finger down, and see how many guys actually respect…

— Me

Ladies, admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think, 'Wow, this is Awesome!'

— Anonymous

People always yelling if men ain't looking at ur gal, you need a new one... Said people look at anything these days! So that…

— Me

If life hands u mellons put them in you're bra to make you're boobz look bigger *.... ;O

— Vivo