Funny quote Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “You should have two Facebook accounts. One for each face!..” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quote Two faced people
You should really consider creating two Facebook accounts, one for each face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts, One for each face. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Your so fake that you should have two FACEBOOK accounts; one for each face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so fake that you should have two facebook accounts; one for each face! — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For the people that I love I only have one face but for some people we can't have one face. — Cristiano Ronaldo Copy Share Image
I'm not really a Facebook fan because I don't know how to use it! It's so complicated! You gotta accept your friends one by… — Teyana Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
Oh, you hate when guys stare at your boobs? You should call the police and report the person who ripped your top three buttons… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’re gorgeous. You’re sexy. You’re … asking me to cut that dress off you? I’m praying for strength.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“Fuck. I don’t remember her being so scary. She’s got those momma eyes down to a T, yet, somehow...on her, they are hot as… — Heather M. Orgeron Copy Share Image
Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the shit you want!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're asking the cyborg fugitive and the wild animal to be the welcoming committee? That's adorable.” — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
“Yesterday is a pile of rubble. Today is a pile of opportunity. Life takes a new dump each morning” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“It didn’t take him thirty seconds to have a swig of vodka and a hefty sniff before his hands were as steady as a… — Matthew Bracey Copy Share Image