Dirty Quote by Buddy Hackett Download Open image “If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty.” — Buddy Hackett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dirty Funny Ifs Inspirational Love
When you're doing comedy, it is so subjective. What is funny to you is not funny to another person. What is dirty to you… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it… — Betty White Copy Share Image
If I think of a joke that's really dirty and I think it's funny I'll try it but what I've found over the years… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. — George Orwell Copy Share Image
I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I don't question.… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
At the Sahara, the seats are banked and most of the audience is looking down at the stage. Everybody in the business knows: Up… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
You want to know what makes me tick, I'll tell you what makes me tick. I was a boy growing up in Brooklyn; I… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?" — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
Ninety-nine percent is in the delivery. If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
When I do an hour-and-a-half show, if I don't improvise 20 minutes worth of new material each night, I feel I've let myself down. — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
“If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I'm a film guy. I love it. When I read the screenplay, I knew that there would be no HD camera that could achieve the look that I wanted for this film. I wanted it to be dirty, and 16mm provides all of that with the look and the grain. That's what I worked for, and that's what I wanted,… — Deon Taylor Copy Share
Whenever we touch nature we get clean. People who have got dirty through too much civilization take a walk in the woods, or a… — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
Just between you and me, shouldn’t the World Bank be encouraging MORE migration of the dirty industries to the LDCs [Less Developed Countries]?... I think the economic logic behind dumping a load of toxic waste in the lowest wage country is impeccable and we should face up to that... I’ve always though that under-populated countries in Africa are vastly UNDER-polluted,… — Lawrence Summers Copy Share
Who gets to be best-liked in any community? Who is the most trusted? Why, the man who does the dirty job, of course, and… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I remember being a kid and seeing the 'National Inquirer' at the grocery store checkout line. When somebody actually picked up a copy, it… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Staring at the blank page before you, Open up the dirty window, Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find. — Natasha Bedingfield Copy Share Image
I'm supportive of women, absolutely, and it's so gratifying to have girls come up and say, 'I'm really inspired by your guitar playing.' I… — St. Vincent Copy Share Image
Mr. Bumpy from Bump in the Night was this funky little guy who lived under the bed and thought eating dust bunnies was a… — Jim Cummings Copy Share Image
My hair is naturally blond and thin, so I like to give it some texture. Sexy, dirty bedhead is good for blonds. — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
