Filthy Quote by Jonathan Winters Download Open image “I know you can be funny without being filthy.” — Jonathan Winters ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Filthy Funny Humor
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it… — Betty White Copy Share Image
Not that I don't think irreverent humor and someone being filthy is funny, I just do what I do. Any comedian would admit throwing… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I had some jokes that were dirty. And some of it is when I started making appearances on Conan and Letterman back in the… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
As a kid, I always wanted to be lots of things. I was a Walter Mitty type. I wanted to be in the French… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I've always been proud of being a Marine. I won't hesitate to defend the Corps. — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I find painting a much slower process than comedy, where you can go a mile a minute verbally and hope to God that some… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I don't do anything the same every day. Discipline is tough for a guy who is a rebel. — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I don't paint every day. I'm not that motivated. I don't do anything the same every day. — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
No one can tell the difference between a clone and a human. That's because there isn't any difference. The idea of clones being inferior… — Nancy Farmer Copy Share Image
Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes. — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
Much of the same sort of degraded and filthy talk can still be heard among the orc-minded; dreary and repetitive with hatred and contempt,… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
A woman with cut hair is a filthy spectacle, and much like a monsterit being natural and comely to women to nourish their hair,… — William Prynne Copy Share Image
Thank God that at this hour I am dangerous to the war profiteers of this country who rob the people on the one hand,… — Kate Richards O'Hare Copy Share Image
Good God, man, what is that smell?" He eyed with disgust the doctor's filthy cloak. "Life," answered the doctor. — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
Every child was taught from his cradle that money was Mammon, the chief agent of the flesh and the devil. As he grew up… — Rebecca Harding Davis Copy Share Image
In harmony with the Tao, the sky is clear and spacious, the earth is solid and full, all creature flourish together, content with the… — Laozi Copy Share Image
In her glamorous quest for the darkest light and the lowest high, she now found herself wallowing on the bottom of a filthy garbage… — Terri Blackstock Copy Share Image
And loneliness. I should say something of loneliness. The panic, the sweeping hysteria that comes not when you are without others, but when you… — Hilary Thayer Hamann Copy Share Image
I wasn't trying to be a role model with 'The Dutchess,' but suddenly, seeing little girls in the audience with their moms made me… — Fergie Copy Share Image
Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now,… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
