Dirty mind Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “When you walk through life with a dirty mind, the simplest things seem funny” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dirty mind Funny Humor Life Psychology
Sometimes, I find that just the simplest, cleanest things that are intelligently performed are funniest to me. — Kaitlin Olson Copy Share Image
I think my general disposition on life is finding what's funny about it. When something happens, the first thing in my mind is, "What's… — Will Smith Copy Share Image
Life's dirty. Life's unclean you know. It's birth, it's sex, it's the intestinal tract. One big squishy, unsanitary mess. It never gets any cleaner… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
It is 8'' long with larg top....when you insert it in a wet cavity and move it in and out it produce larg amount… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She is both my madness and my sanity. She is the calm quiet eye of my storm. She is the whisper in the maddening… — Kirk Diedrich Copy Share Image
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house. — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
