Funny blonde Quote by Anonymous

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? Omg, donut seeds!

— Anonymous

“What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine?”

— Various

“Blondes are said to be more fun, but a well-caffeinated brunette is a kick-in-the-pants!”

— A.C. Mckaskle

He is so a blonde....hahahaha

— Ariana

This picture is before I got the blonde in my hair.. Haha

— Jasmine

“I had a dream that I had brown hair…I woke up and ran to the mirror…Phew! I’m still a blonde.”

— Starley Ard

Well, whatever I am, I am the blonde!

— Marilyn Monroe

A blond come out of a public bathroom and says to the girl in line sorry I was blowing bubbles the next girl went…

— Anit Kits

Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!

— Heidi Klum

“I don't want to tell you how I know she isn't a real blonde. Guess.”

— Nicole Amakan

A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the floor. But she goes to work, and starts crying and her boss asks,…

— Celeste Hartman

“If I were a box of cereal, I wouldn’t want to talk about myself any more than I do now. Just flip me over…

— Jarod Kintz