Quote by Jarod Kintz

“In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box.”

— Terry Pratchett

“I do not know myself sometimes, or how to measure and name and count out the grains that make me what I am.”

— Virginia Woolf

“Cereal is food, sort of. It tastes grainy, easy and light, with a hint of false fruitiness. It tastes the way America feels.”

— Gary Shteyngart

“There are enough people waiting to crap in your cereal without you doing it for them.”

— Meredith Russo

“You can't know who you really are until you've tasted all the things life has to offer...otherwise you'll just be standing there with an…

— Amber Mosby

“I don't want you to have to handle it. That's the horror of my past. But you...you're the reality of my present. You're the…

— J. Kenner

“I wish I had a crystal bowl to see into the future with. Every morning I would eat my cereal out of it while…

— Jarod Kintz

“And it explains much about me, too, about the limits of my experience, about the fact that the person I am in my head…

— Claire Messud

“No, you're not like me. You're better. A better person, a better goddamn everything. Now, eat your breakfast. And if you open your mouth…

— Rob Thurman

“It wasn't until I was an adult that I realized you could buy a packet of cereal with a free gift and then just…

— Eddie Izzard

Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way." I...had no words…

— Gena Showalter

“How awesome would that be? You open a box of Trix and wham! Out pops a hot guy! I would so eat more cereal.”

— Chelsea Fine