Fifteen years Quote by Eddie Izzard

“If I were a box of cereal, I wouldn’t want to talk about myself any more than I do now. Just flip me over…

— Jarod Kintz

“There are enough people waiting to crap in your cereal without you doing it for them.”

— Meredith Russo

“In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box.”

— Terry Pratchett

“It was obvious that the woman was trying to turn over a new leaf, so we bought all her bowls. I got a gigantic…

— Debby Bull

“If your milk is expired, you don't have enough time on your hands. There's always time for cereal.”

— C. Michael Powers

“they bread the chicken fingers in Cap'n Crunch cereal. Yeah. Take a moment to absorb how incredible that is, because once you do, you're…

— Jack Gray

“It took me several years of such periods of being alone to learn how to care for myself, at least at table. I came…

— M.F.K. Fisher

“I then swept the crumbs into my palm and opened one of the empty drawers and poured them in. I was working on the…

— Colin Bateman

“I'm often in a situation that I have to prepare a pudding for surprise guests, only to find that the only thing I have…

— Clarissa Dickson Wright

“I know now I never felt like a sophisticated adult because it just doesn’t come naturally to me. Maybe it never will. Maybe I…

— Nia Vardalos

“I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap.”

— M.J. McGuire

“We're going to trick-or-treat," she said. "I don't care how old we are. We are going to exploit the free candy situation to its…

— Sara Zarr