Enough time Quote by C. Michael Powers

“It's all eggs and milk in here, and those have expiration dates, so.”

— Terra Elan McVoy

“There are enough people waiting to crap in your cereal without you doing it for them.”

— Meredith Russo

The moment when you serve cereal in a bowl, open the fridge, and realize there is no milk. I mean It doesnt get much…

— Anonymous

“Oh God. “Jenks, you aren’t a carton of milk with an expiration date. You look great—”

— Kim Harrison

I hate finding out that theres no milk in the fridge AFTER Ive already poured my cereal.

— Anonymous

“In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Funerals, Coffins, and Death. It’s not just a way of life; it’s also for breakfast. Yes, that is the new cereal I’m preparing to…

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t buy milk cartons for the calcium. I buy them for the portraits. All those people aren’t missing milk as much as I…

— Jarod Kintz

“Everything in life has a limited shelf-life, basically an expiry date.”

— Steven Redhead

“There's no such thing as soy milk. It's just soy juice.”

— Lewis Black

“If I were a box of cereal, I wouldn’t want to talk about myself any more than I do now. Just flip me over…

— Jarod Kintz

“The trick was to eke out the milk because if you came to the last and there was none left it was almost impossible…

— Karl Ove Knausgaard