Randy Glasbergen

(1957–2015) Cartoonist

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Randy Glasbergen was a cartoonist, best known for The Better Half.

Quick Facts About Randy Glasbergen

Born: January 1, 1957
Died: August 11, 2015
Profession: Cartoonist
Notable works: The Better Half

About Randy Glasbergen

Randy Glasbergen was an American cartoonist and humorous illustrator best known for three decades of newspaper syndication as well as a freelance career. He produced the syndicated strip The Better Half from 1982 to 2014.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Quotes by Randy Glasbergen

“Of course I can accept you for who you are. You are someone I need to change.”

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Change

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I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from…

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Boxes

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What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?

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Busy

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Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a…

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Calling

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Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.

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Calling

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He gave me a copy of The Declaration of Independence, then he got a tattoo that says Give Me Liberty Or Give…

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Copies

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I think men were destined to become homemakers. After all, who ever heard of "Ms. Clean" or the "Woman from Glad"?

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Clean

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These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I'm going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then,…

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Charity

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Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.

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Business

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