“If your milk is expired, you don't have enough time on your hands. There's always time for cereal.” — C. Michael Powers Copy Share Image
“There are certain things in life that just suck. Pouring a big bowl of Lucky Charms before realizing the milk is expired, the word 'moist,' falling face-first into the salad bar in front of the entire lacrosse team . . .” — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
