Bigs Quote by Eddie Izzard

“This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a flask of coffee.”

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Bigs Captains Coffee Feet Flasks Flight Half Height Today Twelve Welcome

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