I just believe in the # goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
If you're a performer, people tend to be quite positive about you or they have no opinion. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Cos people think I'm on drugs and I'm not. I'm really quite... Just a bit of coffee. When I take drugs I… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
When you're more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. "I'm sorry, I've broken a glass here. Is that… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Fox hunting, there's big fox hunting thing, there's arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
If you think about determination, if people have a heart and are determined, they can get to that place. But there are… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
My dad said, "As long as you're happy." I used to think it was kind of a very simple idea or philosophy… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Someone's killed 100,000 people. We're almost going, "Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning!… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
In the UK a lot of people don't like to try. There's a different cultural thing. Here [in USA] if you try… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I am someone who's very positive about business, as a social Democrat. I do like the safety net of the welfare system… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I just play to progressive audiences. You know, if they're watching Discovery Channel, History Channel, that kind of thing, "Monty Python" have… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Cause if you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy, that's where the sexuality is. Yeah, it's not drag queen, no; gay… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
If you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun). — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do," but I think the gun helps, you know? I… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Racist people, interestingly, are never as polite as smokers. Have you noticed that? Smokers always go, "Do you mind if I smoke?… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
People still talk about a British sense of humour, or French slapstick or how the Germans have no sense of humour -… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
When I first came out, I thought, I want to walk like a real woman, I don't want to do mincing steps. And there… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“You know, I don't believe that religions are religions. No, I believe they are philosophies with some good ideas and some fuckin' weird ones.” — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“If you are an LGBT+ person and you come out, you have to go through your knight’s quest to create ground for yourself, to… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't! — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
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