Someone's killed 100,000 people. We're almost going, "Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning!… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia - which may have some things wrong in it, but… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Learning that you have stamina is an excellent thing to know. If a project fails, I know I can pick myself up. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
When I first came out, I thought, I want to walk like a real woman, I don't want to do mincing steps. And there… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“You know, I don't believe that religions are religions. No, I believe they are philosophies with some good ideas and some fuckin' weird ones.” — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“If you are an LGBT+ person and you come out, you have to go through your knight’s quest to create ground for yourself, to… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't! — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
