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“I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny...I do not agree… — David Rees Copy Share Image
It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A little boy asks a driver: - Could you give me a ride, please? Im late for school. - But Im heading in the… — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
What does a woman and a kfc meal have in common???? once ur done with the breast legs and thighs u still ahave a… — Angel Copy Share Image
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. Wow!, said her father, That… — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
“Some of us lived different lives, during a different time, in a different universe. We did it on this planet, though. You may have… — José N. Harris Copy Share Image
I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
What Is The Relation Ship Is Between Cafes And Bars? Simple Most Of The Love Stories Start At Cafes And End At Bars — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
That’s why you call it a budget. You set it and you don’t budge. — Jennifer Morrison Copy Share Image
