There is great truth in Alphonse Karr's remark that modern men are ugly because they do not wear their beards. — George Augustus Henry Sala Copy Share Image
If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Even if guys don't admit it, we definitely check out other guys' beards. — Jason Kelce Copy Share Image
If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased me, complexions that liked me… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth. — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
“It’s why men are meant to have beards—growing all that hair leaves no energy for moodiness. Much more dignified.” — G. Willow Wilson Copy Share Image
Legends grow beards, and twenty-three years is plenty of time to grow a long one. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some men look great unshaven; others just look like they forgot to shave. Beards and mustaches can be really distinctive if you… — Donatella Versace Copy Share Image
I was born with a beard. We're quite hairy down in Latin America. We don't have to use sponges when we wash… — Devendra Banhart Copy Share Image
On my Instagram, lots of people tag me in photos of just dudes with beards and they're like, "Oh my god, I… — Nick Murphy Copy Share Image
“If beards flowed like rivers, then I’d stop shaving my facial St. John’s, and I’d have one of the few major beards… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“When women grow old and cease being women, they get beards on their chins; I wonder what men get when they grow… — August Strindberg Copy Share Image
“Mendham was a cadaverous man with a magnificent beard. He looked,indeed, as if he had run to beard as a mustard plant… — h g wells Copy Share Image
Safety razors make it hard to grow beards in America: America would be a better place if there were a few bearded,… — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
On my Instagram, lots of people tag me in photos of just dudes with beards, and they're like, 'Oh my God, I… — Chet Faker Copy Share Image
“Button-holes! there is something lively in the very idea of 'em - and trust me, when I get amongst 'em - you… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting… — Kesha Copy Share Image
“The newspapers recommended preparations which hastened the growth of the beard, and twenty-four- and twenty-five-year-old doctors, who had just finished their examinations,… — Stefan Zweig Copy Share Image
“All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Everybody knows it. Wizards are supposed to have beards. It's common knowledge. — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
“The Disco Group ABBA”: They were beards and teeth and natural breasts and whiteness. I” — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
For anybody that grow a beard or have hair on their face, I welcome you to the beard game. We're all family.… — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
I like beards, and Ive had them fairly often. But usually in the winter. I dont think Ive had a beard quite… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
“His beard was all colors, a grove of trees in autumn, deep brown and fire-orange and wine-red, an untrimmed tangle across the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
When I was in my early twenties, I used to grow all sorts of very weird beards. All of them awful in… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
When I walk around on the street and someone comes up to me, I have just as many full-grown men with large… — Andy Biersack Copy Share Image
“Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t spend half my life waxing… — Nick Alexander Copy Share Image
The original purpose of the beards was to help with the wind when it's blowing in your face. When you're out there… — Willie Robertson Copy Share Image
I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show. — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
Being offended by things is the world's big hobby at the moment. It's almost taken over from wearing goatee beards. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Why do old men grow huge beards as if to proclaim a manhood that has long since fled?” — Jeane Westin Copy Share Image
