“I'm not sure what they mean by mispent youth, I used mine to get a nice BLT a few years ago.” — neil leckman Years ago Copy Share Image
“Is it worth the effort to tell an idiot that they are profoundly stupid? Or is it just good fun to see… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“I never completely understood the phrase, "I took my medicine religiously", unless of course it was a religion I was unfamiliar with!!” — Neil Leckman Religion Copy Share Image
“Being able to write a tale within a Tweet some would say was mighty sweet” — Neil Leckman Humorous Copy Share Image
“If I climb poles at the North pole does that make me a polar poler?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“Sure, ask a question, fire away, but remember, just because we answer doesn't mean we care. We all have our own problems,… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“A great book is a thing of mystery and beauty; it has the power to move you.” — Neil Leckman Beauty Copy Share Image
“Just out of sight around a bend in the river there's always a small island full of magic and mystery just waiting… — Neil Leckman Magic Copy Share Image
“I always wonder how many potholes there are in the road less taken. I mean it's great to go where others don't,… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.” — Neil Leckman Humorous Copy Share Image
“I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.” — Neil Leckman Humorous Copy Share Image
“It has been brought to my attention that I may be a verbivore. I consumptor of words, that I subsequently spew forth… — Neil Leckman Language Copy Share Image
“They say that time is relative. I think the way it's treating me it's a distant one, maybe a bad uncle, and… — Neil Leckman Christmas Copy Share Image
“I've always been afraid that if I played Sim City I'd just get virtual junk mail for occupant/resident since it is so… — Neil Leckman Inspirational Copy Share Image
“She cuts with daggerous eyes of fire Words like poison coat fangs of bad intent And biting remarks carve into holiday delights… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“Still waiting for them to make reversible diapers, maybe with teflon coating...” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“How many of you knew what the Thomas A Swift Electric Rifle was? An idea in the book years ago, and now… — Neil Leckman Books Copy Share Image
“On moonless nights in haunted hollow The tongues of beasts, men's blood do swallow Shape shifting shadows that soon will fade Leaving… — Neil Leckman Dreams Copy Share Image
“Sitting in front of my fireplace, basking in it's warm glow gives me time to reflect upon the sacrifices that it has… — Neil Leckman Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
“Dale, a Plutonian Dreg Bug, the kind with seventeen eyes and a bad temper, got nailed in one of his eyes by… — Neil Leckman Bad temper Copy Share Image
“New from Ronco, the Zomb-Matic adjustable dead. Choose how much of uncle Willy comes back to eat you!!! People like it when… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“A tale within a tweet can be sweet!! That's a REAL flash.” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“In the form it asked who to contact in an emergency, so I put 911.” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
