“Bad questions at employment interviews: "Is your drug test graded on a curve?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“I admit I once threw caution to the wind… It doesn't fly well!!” — Neil Leckman Caution Copy Share Image
“Being able to write a tale within a Tweet some would say was mighty sweet” — Neil Leckman Humorous Copy Share Image
“I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!” — Neil Leckman Animal Copy Share Image
“How about a TV show about vampire plastic surgeons called, "Suck and Tuck"?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“Is it worth the effort to tell an idiot that they are profoundly stupid? Or is it just good fun to see… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“If you die while travelling at the speed of light do you still see the light, or a 'temporarily unavailable' message?” — Neil Leckman Light Copy Share Image
“I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.” — Neil Leckman Humorous Copy Share Image
“How many of you knew what the Thomas A Swift Electric Rifle was? An idea in the book years ago, and now… — Neil Leckman Books Copy Share Image
“Why do they call the room pilots sit a 'Cockpit'? Sounds like a place roosters go to die!!” — Neil Leckman Cockpit Copy Share Image
“How many boxs of Fruit Loops do you need to smash to be considered a cereal killer?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?? Who keeps track of those things?” — Neil Leckman Death Copy Share Image
“Bad answers for employment questions: Employer: I see here that you worked for the state for three years. Why did you leave… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“New from Ronco, the Zomb-Matic adjustable dead. Choose how much of uncle Willy comes back to eat you!!! People like it when… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“If I have multiple personalities will I taste better to a zombie, or is the effort simply wasted? I've talked it over… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“My grandson was sitting by a fire in the backyard and said it was getting smaller. I said he was getting bigger… — Neil Leckman Birthday Copy Share Image
“Neil Leckman I had a friend once that told me when we die and get to the pearly gates we are admitted… — Neil Leckman Friendship Copy Share Image
“On moonless nights in haunted hollow The tongues of beasts, men's blood do swallow Shape shifting shadows that soon will fade Leaving… — Neil Leckman Dreams Copy Share Image
“I remember a bully once telling me that he was going to beat the stuffing out of me. After numerous blows it… — Neil Leckman Bullied Copy Share Image
“Sure, ask a question, fire away, but remember, just because we answer doesn't mean we care. We all have our own problems,… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“One of the joys of being a grandparent is giving your grandchild caffeinated sugary drinks late in the day, and sending them… — Neil Leckman Grandparent Copy Share Image
“You know what they say. "One man's joke is another man's brother” — Neil Leckman Another man Copy Share Image
“I like to check my pulse before I get out of bed. No point getting up if I'm already dead!!” — Neil Leckman Humorous-quotes Copy Share Image
“I'm not sure what they mean by mispent youth, I used mine to get a nice BLT a few years ago.” — neil leckman Years ago Copy Share Image
“Laying down the law he finally looked into those terrible eyes, haunted and hollow. The mirror never lies!!” — Neil Leckman Eyes Haunted Copy Share Image
“I never completely understood the phrase, "I took my medicine religiously", unless of course it was a religion I was unfamiliar with!!” — Neil Leckman Religion Copy Share Image
“I consider whoever my words land on to be my target, that’s why I like flash fiction, it’s a lot like using… — Neil Leckman Flash Copy Share Image
“If I have a pocket fun of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“They say that time is relative. I think the way it's treating me it's a distant one, maybe a bad uncle, and… — Neil Leckman Christmas Copy Share Image
“I am open to comments, I accept with with all humility, or at least what I can muster at short notice.” — Neil leckman Accept Copy Share Image
“I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges soaking up so much water.” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“I try not to have personal problems, I do that by telling everyone about them!!!” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.” — Neil Leckman Know Copy Share Image
“Just out of sight around a bend in the river there's always a small island full of magic and mystery just waiting… — Neil Leckman Island Copy Share Image
“Some people like to push my buttons!!! I just wish they would give them back...” — Neil Leckman Buttons Copy Share Image
“I always wonder how many potholes there are in the road less taken. I mean it's great to go where others don't,… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“Why don't they make chocolate horses for Easter with a belly full of gummy bears. Educational and sweet!” — Neil Leckman Easter Copy Share Image
