Humorous-quotes Quote by Neil Leckman

“If I'm not learning, check my pulse!”

— Anonymous

“If it’s dead, don’t go digging it up every five minutes to check if there’s a pulse. It’s dead; walk away.”

— Richard Templar

“I have fallen down into my pulse.”

— Nath Jones

“In fact, living with the mindset “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” may get you there quite a bit faster!”

— Joe De Sena

“If you wake up in the morning with a pulse, your blunders from the day before are gone and you can do anything with…

— Lauren destefano

“...between two rapid beats of my heart, someone else's breaks.”

— Sandy Williams

“Your heart beat is my favorite thing to listen to. When you look at me and your heart rate jumps.”

— Shelly Crane

“How slowly life moves when you're dead. Another day, another hour, another night in bed. I want to live awake. I've been sleeping. Sleepwalking.”

— Pearl Abraham

“I'm telling you that hooker's not dead! Can't you feel that? Its a pulse, I swear to god!”

— Eric Frederick

“If I’m not there in an hour, don’t worry about me . . . ’cause I’m already dead.”

— Ethan Cross

“Can you feel your pulse? That means Valek isn’t here, because if he was, you’d be dead. No pulse.”

— Maria V. Snyder

“I’m not asking for anything beyond your company in sleep. Just let me rest with the sound of your heartbeat beside mine.”

— Amelia Atwater-Rhodes