Eric Quote by Eric Frederick

“...her heart pounding like a teenaged boy on a hooker...”

— Elizabeth Massie

“I like to check my pulse before I get out of bed. No point getting up if I'm already dead!!”

— Neil Leckman

“I feel sorry for hookers these days—how do they stand out anymore?”

— Michael Robotham

“I was gonna be super pissed in the afterlife if I died a virgin in this crap hole.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Dude, you don't want to be dead. Take it from me. No-pussy is bad. But dead is like no-pussy times ten.”

— Junot Díaz

“I think it would be funny if you died of full blown AIDS. then I can take a crap on your grave after they…

— Nickolaus Pacione

“Death is like an old whore in a bar--I'll buy her a drink but I won't go upstairs with her”

— Ernest Hemingway

“You wouldn't care if I was dead. Nobody'd care. That's all you want, just my damned body, not me. Nobody wants me, just my…

— William Golding

“dead people commit suicide!!”

— Twinkle (Sugandha) Varshney

“When you're dead you're dead.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life...”

— Charles Bukowski

“The only thought that hit me was, I can’t die a virgin.”

— James Cox