“I like to provide American humor for British soccer coaches when possible. During keeper practice I'll offer to stand behind the goal… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“I am open to comments, I accept with with all humility, or at least what I can muster at short notice.” — Neil leckman Humility Copy Share Image
“I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges soaking up so much water.” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“I consider whoever my words land on to be my target, that’s why I like flash fiction, it’s a lot like using… — Neil Leckman Goals Copy Share Image
“If you die while travelling at the speed of light do you still see the light, or a 'temporarily unavailable' message?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“Why do they call the room pilots sit a 'Cockpit'? Sounds like a place roosters go to die!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Overheard vampire conversation. "Is that Ophelia?" "yep" "She doesn't look well" "Ever since she drank from that hemophiliac everything just goes right… — Neil Leckman Communication Copy Share Image
“I admit I once threw caution to the wind.... It doesn't fly well!!” — Neil Leckman Humorous Copy Share Image
“At a long meeting a man next to me, British I hope, said, "Man, I'd kill for a fag about now" I… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“Laying down the law he finally looked into those terrible eyes, haunted and hollow. The mirror never lies!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“The man said, "The toy cars are a dollar a piece". The boy thought about that a moment and asked, "How much… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“My grandson was sitting by a fire in the backyard and said it was getting smaller. I said he was getting bigger… — Neil Leckman Birthday Copy Share Image
“Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the line and dead… — Neil Leckman Bad grammar Copy Share Image
“I like to check my pulse before I get out of bed. No point getting up if I'm already dead!!” — Neil Leckman Humorous-quotes Copy Share Image
“While walking with a British coach. Why do you chuckle every time we walk by the theater that is showing "Free Willy"?” — Neil Leckman Freedom Copy Share Image
“I'm not sure if it's possible, but if it is I have a life contract with a rubber glove clause. This means… — Neil Leckman Life Copy Share Image
“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?? Who keeps track of those things?” — Neil Leckman Death Copy Share Image
“Remember, never apply too much torque or you'll bust your nuts!!” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“I've always been afraid that someone would steal my identity some day and be more successful at being me than I am!!” — Neil Leckman Identity Copy Share Image
“Thrice damned she howls like Cerberus to the night Guarding virtues that lie like forgotten stains On oaken floors that pave the… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“ http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1... This is a link to my first kick starter project called "Magic of the Trees” — neil leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“Malcontents who would dissent to paying rent are often bent on bad intent!!” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
