Humorous Quote by Neil Leckman

When life treats you like a voodoo doll poking you with needles and pins , see the upside to this; Free acupuncture, cant complain.

— Jennifer Amorelli

“My acupuncturist once told me that it doesn't have to hurt to work. She might have meant the needles, but I think she really…

— Erica Goros

When I was in Japan with my girlfriend Jessica, she would have had acupuncture every day if she could. I can just about stomach…

— Jenson Button

Acupuncture : . . . a jab well done.

— Nikhil Saluja

“What kind of emergency?” “Uh …” “Gynecology or acupuncture?” What the heck would an acupuncture-related emergency be like?”

— Carrie Harris

You know you're screwed when a Western doctor recommends acupuncture.

— Heidi Julavits

I'm afraid of needles, except acupuncture needles.

— Catherine O'Hara

In the old days it was called voodoo and they stuck needles in dolls, now it's called acupuncture and they stick the needles straight…

— Cathy Hopkins

When playing, I had acupuncture.

— Tim Henman

“Gotquestions.org describes acupuncture as “rooted in superstition, occultism, and false religions that are in direct opposition to God’s Word” yet vindicates Christian participation by…

— Candy Gunther Brown

Im afraid of needles, except acupuncture needles.

— Catherine O'Hara

We all need to slow down and go to acupuncture.

— Tamara Ecclestone