You will be at your best forever, Even now you have good moments. Occasional glimpses of your heavenly self. When you change… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers,… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all. — Esther Williams Copy Share Image
You've got all these characters and yet, you're hovering over one character like a fly over a stinky diaper. Realize that you've… — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
So: this is where we are going to become parents. You walk into the building as a couple, and leave a few… — Scott Simon Copy Share Image
Cinderella and the prince lived, they say, happily ever after, like two dolls in a museum case never bothered by diapers or… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it? — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason — Pete McCloskey Copy Share Image
Well, Rush, look what happened? 9/11 happened, and we didn't know it in advance. That's right, we got hit, we got hit… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The best thing about Sassy Seats is that grandmothers cannot figure out how they work and are in constant fear of the… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
As one does with a first child, I found out that my baby could roll by hearing the sound of her body… — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
Ever since I started vaulting in my backyard, when I was in diapers, I wanted to be the best that's ever lived… — Armand Duplantis Copy Share Image
“Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.” — Eça de Queirós Copy Share Image
I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of… — George W. Buck Copy Share Image
But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building,… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good.… — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I'm like a Mr. Mom. I get up and help out, getting the milk together and changing diapers. I've even learned to… — Bushwick Bill Copy Share Image
What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials. — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
Suddenly we have a baby who poops and cries, and we are trying to calm, clean up, and pin things together all… — Polly Berrien Berends Copy Share Image
Women find ways to give sense and meaning to daily life--ways to be useful in the community, to keep mind active and… — Lillian B. Rubin Copy Share Image
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
