I autograph a lot of body parts of intoxicated people. And lots of shoes. And I signed a diaper once! — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
I was the oldest of the children in my family. I had to do a lot of diaper-changing and lunch-making. I was… — Vin Diesel Copy Share Image
How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper. — Benjamin Spock Copy Share Image
American women are so fortunate. When I got married, all I wanted in the world was a dryer so I didn't have… — Phyllis Schlafly Copy Share Image
Being a mother is the perfect experience for any writer. You learn how to not waste time. The writing hours become incredibly… — Chiara Barzini Copy Share Image
He will change diapers, of course he will. He is going to be a very hands-on father. — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
I'd like to say is that we shouldn't have an idea that the goal of spiritual practice is to annihilate ones ego,… — Robert Thurman Copy Share Image
I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion. — Jason Bateman Copy Share Image
No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers… — Lauren Hutton Copy Share Image
I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon, i was maybe 8 or 9. — Nikki Reed Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a… — Stanley Tucci Copy Share Image
You expect two-year olds to wear diapers and make a mess with just about everything they touch. We have to allow the… — Rick Joyner Copy Share Image
As an older dad who grew up in a rural culture in the South, certain things were expected of women, and that… — Clyde Edgerton Copy Share Image
You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds'… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Vidal gives the impression of believing that the entire heterosexual edifice - registry offices, 'Romeo and Juliet,' the disposable diaper - is… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just… — Drew Brees Copy Share Image
“Please consult your child’s Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change.” — Kenya Wright Copy Share Image
Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I don't know that I'm going to entirely do cloth diapers. I'd like to be ambitious about it, but in all honesty,… — Lisa Ling Copy Share Image
Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
