Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials. — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
In the land of Cheerios, dirty diapers, fleeting naps and interrupted sleep, other mothers are a lifeline. — Susan Chira Copy Share Image
“Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.” — Eça de Queirós Copy Share Image
I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion. — Jason Bateman Copy Share Image
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds'… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I knew Roman Reigns when he used to come into the locker room with his father, holding his father's hand, barely out… — Paul Heyman Copy Share Image
I was the oldest of the children in my family. I had to do a lot of diaper-changing and lunch-making. I was… — Vin Diesel Copy Share Image
“The bill before Parliament proposing that citizens have the right to clean diapers has been withdrawn. Just as I’m having to start… — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
At the Superdome, a young man came up to me holding a baby. He'd run out of diapers. He'd run out of… — Ray Nagin Copy Share Image
You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers,… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
You will be at your best forever, Even now you have good moments. Occasional glimpses of your heavenly self. When you change… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers… — Lauren Hutton Copy Share Image
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building,… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all… — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
The problem is simply this: no one can feel like CEO of his or her life in the presence of the people… — Frank Pittman Copy Share Image
American women are so fortunate. When I got married, all I wanted in the world was a dryer so I didn't have… — Phyllis Schlafly Copy Share Image
Our natural reason looks at marriage and turns up its nose and says, Alas! Must I rock the baby? wash its diapers?… — Elisabeth Elliot Copy Share Image
As one does with a first child, I found out that my baby could roll by hearing the sound of her body… — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
For me, makeup is about being your best self. If I wake up in a foul mood and have to deal with… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
Never complain. When I did, my mother said that if I didn’t like my life, I could just give up and die.… — Hiroo Onoda Copy Share Image
Diapers And Politicians Should Be Changed Often Both For The Same Reason. Makes Perfect Sense. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Let's thank nurses for making sure we never have to change our parents' diapers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of… — George W. Buck Copy Share Image
I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon, i was maybe 8 or 9. — Nikki Reed Copy Share Image
“Still waiting for them to make reversible diapers, maybe with teflon coating...” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
I autograph a lot of body parts of intoxicated people. And lots of shoes. And I signed a diaper once! — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all. — Esther Williams Copy Share Image
From adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis, I’m the afterlife of the party! — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“Please consult your child’s Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change.” — Kenya Wright Copy Share Image
“You will still be using diapers for naps and bedtime during Block Two. Again, clearly state why the diaper is going on,… — Jamie Glowacki Copy Share Image
There's no better way to unplug than having children. Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened… — Andrew Lincoln Copy Share Image
I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good.… — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
Everything‟s fine,” I said, with a tight smile. “Kiyo was just giving me his latest explanation about how my son is a… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Chess strategy as such today is still in its diapers, despite Tarrasch's statement 'We live today in a beautiful time of progress… — Aron Nimzowitsch Copy Share Image
