Quote by Jamie Glowacki

“Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.”

— Sophie Oak

When you become a parent, you start loving diapers.

— Chance The Rapper

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

— Don Marquis

Keep Your Diaper On !!!.

— Napoleon Natorious Rabb

Suddenly we have a baby who poops and cries, and we are trying to calm, clean up, and pin things together all at once.…

— Polly Berrien Berends

When the baby is older take the diapers off, my girl is gonna do the Slop.

— Chubby Checker

“Please consult your child’s Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change.”

— Kenya Wright

“I'm wearing a diaper. Right now.”

— Jerry Stahl

Moms get their fair share of conflicting advice, with a heaping of unsolicited advice. Parents debate the pros/cons of different types of disposable diapers,…

— Christine Tsai

When I come home from work, if I just played a really good game and I'm on top of the world, I think changing…

— Kirk Cousins

“If you live long enough & have changed enough diapers like I have raising 6 whole grown adult children one-at-a-time; you ought to be…

— Tracey Bond

“So Block Two brings clothes. It also combines with Block Three and brings small outings. These should be planned and will give you a…

— Jamie Glowacki