In the land of Cheerios, dirty diapers, fleeting naps and interrupted sleep, other mothers are a lifeline. — Susan Chira Copy Share Image
Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all… — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
There's no better way to unplug than having children. Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened… — Andrew Lincoln Copy Share Image
I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have… — Marcia Cross Copy Share Image
Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
The problem is simply this: no one can feel like CEO of his or her life in the presence of the people… — Frank Pittman Copy Share Image
From adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis, I’m the afterlife of the party! — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
One current reaction to change in families, for example, is the proposal for more "education for parenthood," on the theory that this… — Kenneth Keniston Copy Share Image
I don't believe in that kind of American John Wayne individualism where people pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Someone changed your… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
The incarnation is “a kind of vast joke whereby the Creator of the ends of the earth comes among us in diapers… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
“Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Why do otherwise sane, competent, strong men, men who can wrestle bears or raid corporations, shrink away in horror at the thought… — Frank Pittman Copy Share Image
My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
My oldest boy, when I do skip, he's gonna take over my slot. He was sitting on the stair in diapers wearing… — Shawn Crahan Copy Share Image
My role is almost a sight-gag. I have to be a woman to sing the lyrics "I am a man" to have… — Max von Essen Copy Share Image
Any more bitching from the geriatric crew? What a bunch of old women. Should I hire another crewmate to change your bed… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a… — Graydon Carter Copy Share Image
Snap judgments? I'd gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience… — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
I felt so proud to be having a baby and so excited. And I felt closer to other women - to my… — Katie Holmes Copy Share Image
it was my first doll that water went into and water came out of much earlier it was the diaper I wore… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
My dad left when I was young. I didn't have a dad. I'm part of that divorced generation and didn't want to… — Tom King Copy Share Image
