If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so… — Barbara Steele Copy Share Image
When I start getting old, I'm going to start ending my prayers like, "Lord, it'd be a good day to die." I… — Suge Knight Copy Share Image
Instead of lowering your head and copping to it like a man, you pick up the journal as one might hold a… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change. — Sufjan Stevens Copy Share Image
He felt around desperately for a weapon. What did he have? Diapers? Cookies? Oh, why hadn't they given him a sword? He… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
And you're headed to a place with no bath and no shower. So you can just imagine how crazy it is to… — Mike Mullane Copy Share Image
Winning the green jacket is great - I can pay for all the diapers I'm going to have to get. — Bubba Watson Copy Share Image
You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. — Dakota Fanning Copy Share Image
Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
You know that you wouldn't take a baby on a plane without diapers, so when you leave your house, take care of… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
Whatever it is probably won't go away, so we might as well live and laugh through it. When we double over laughing,… — Barbara Johnson Copy Share Image
The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers — Geraldo Rivera Copy Share Image
When I knew I was going to be able to write full time, I wondered, "What's going to happen to the relationships… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Right now-whether you're in writing courses getting "paid" in credit for writing, or burdened and distracted by earning a living and changing… — Janet Burroway Copy Share Image
People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I cannot worship the hippie, diaper, halo Christ because I cannot worship a guy I can beat up. — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set… — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share Image
In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me. — Andrew Lincoln Copy Share Image
I've dug so deep into his background, I can practically tell you when he stopped waring diapers. — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
