Baby Quote by Rita Rudner

I've always been a true believer that if men had babies, nobody would be trying to tell them what they can and can't do…

— Scott Ian

Men should have more time with their newborn babies.

— Megyn Kelly

Women say . . . that if men had to have babies there would soon be no babies in the world. . . .…

— Robertson Davies

If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it…

— Phil Robertson

Men should always change diapers. It's a very rewarding experience. It's mentally cleansing. It's like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your…

— Chris Martin

If Men Got Pregnant: Natural childbirth would become obsolete

— Nikhil Saluja

If men gave birth, they'd be less inconsiderate.

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez

In their confusion and delusion, men hate the womb that gives them birth. Not all men, certainly , but enough men to run the world.

— Frederick Lenz

Men should spend less time with guns and more time in childbirth.

— Lisa Gardner

Ladies, you wake up tomorrow and the newspaper reads Scientists have discovered a way for men to experience childbirth. That would be awesome.

— Bill Engvall

A baby won't make him stay, but a real man will take care of his own.

— Anonymous

It does a man good to see his lady being brave while she has their baby... it inspires him.

— Ina May Gaskin