We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Having twin girls is a life changer - that's for sure. But I like getting up and changing diapers. It's the things… — Roger Federer Copy Share Image
I get to see my baby's development. I get to change diapers, I get to be a real father, something that I… — Marquise Goodwin Copy Share Image
O God, I confess I am not worthy to rock that little babe or wash its diapers, or to be entrusted with… — Elisabeth Elliot Copy Share Image
It's sad but true that if you focus your attention on housework and meal preparation and diapers, raising children does start to… — Joyce Maynard Copy Share Image
Anyway everyboy (sorry) knows that what women have done that is really important is not to constitute a great, cheap labor force… — Joanna Russ Copy Share Image
When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I… — Ang Lee Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure that changing diapers of all sizes isn't the kind of women's work Betty Friedan had in mind, nor Linda… — Sandra Tsing Loh Copy Share Image
Yes, you make yourself useful, angel boy. Meanwhile, I’ll be in the bathroom.” William’s jet-black hair was dripping wet and plastered to… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Men should always change diapers. It's a very rewarding experience. It's mentally cleansing. It's like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes… — Chris Martin Copy Share Image
I guess in all of the obvious ways. I can afford more diapers for my children. If I want to buy a… — Robert Kirkman Copy Share Image
Is it possible that my sons-in-law will do toilets? If we raise boys to know that diapers need to be changed and… — Anne Roiphe Copy Share Image
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream. — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
Dad says Specter gets steak every Saturday night for the rest of his life.""Specter will hold him to that, I'm sure." Diana… — Jayne Ann Krentz Copy Share Image
I learned real fast that you need to have a plan of action when changing diapers, or it can get dicey fast. — Coy Bowles Copy Share Image
But homosexuality is a combat divider, dividing one's reason to live while taking breaks on the combat field to change diapers all… — Gordon Klingenschmitt Copy Share Image
There are some forty-five thousand items in the average American supermarket and more than a quarter of them now contain corn. This… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem… — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Literature simply becomes richer after you've been fired, rejected, stranded, or had to change a few midnight diapers. — Christian Bauman Copy Share Image
I suffered from a mild case of postpartum depression after my second child and the physical challenge of maintaining an overnight shift… — Mika Brzezinski Copy Share Image
I left Israel to work as a model, to just make money - I didn't care if I was doing an ad… — Moran Atias Copy Share Image
