Administration Quote by Graydon Carter

Any president's second term ends up being quite messy. It never goes quite according to plan.

— Armando Iannucci

He will change diapers, of course he will. He is going to be a very hands-on father.

— Beyonce Knowles

You have a lot of unfinished business, but obviously every president who leaves, particularly after two terms, can point to many different areas where…

— Kellyanne Conway

In this case, the government will essentially be run by the people who are running it now. The top level [Barack] Obama appointees will…

— Lawrence O'Donnell

You know that you wouldn't take a baby on a plane without diapers, so when you leave your house, take care of you, like…

— Sandra Cisneros

If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.

— Barbara Steele

Melania [Trump] goes back and forth, after Barron finishes school, it's hard to take a child out of school with a few months left,…

— Donald Trump

The president jumped on a plane to start a five-week vacation. This will be the longest presidential vacation in 36 years. This means President…

— Jimmy Kimmel

The White House will run itself while the president is away. That's why he has to be sure not to be away too much.

— Dick Morris

The president and others say that if we leave, it will just be chaos in Iraq. Well, right now when you come to Iraq,…

— Russ Feingold

The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older.

— Johnny Carson

I'd love to change the world, but I can't find a big enough diaper.

— John Alejandro King