Naughtiness is a part of growing up. It starts when you're a toddler and never ends. — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
Families survive the terrible twos because toddlers aren't strong enough to kill with their hands and aren't capable of using lethal weapons. — Paul Bloom Copy Share Image
This thinking that you can have every single thing you want in life is not the thinking of a feminist. It's the… — Ariel Levy Copy Share Image
My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this.… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Moms are, in my opinion, the wonders of the universe. They can leap tall buildings in a single bound, they can go… — Kevin Leman Copy Share Image
As he walks away on his own two feet--the toddler's body-mind has reached its moment of perfection. The world is his and… — Louise J. Kaplan Copy Share Image
What would it mean in practice to eliminate all the 'negative people' from one's life [as demanded by motivational speaker J.P. Maroney]?… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
Love is not shown by giving your toddler a car. It's better demonstrated by clapping as she bangs on pots or singing… — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
We must remember when we speak of the "negativism" of the toddler that this is also the child who is intoxicated with… — Selma Fraiberg Copy Share Image
I never really did years of movie-after-movie-after-movie but when you've got three toddlers in the house you're performing all day long, anyway,… — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Toddlers can make you feel as if you have violated some archaic law in their personal Koran and you should die, infidel. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Yes, it is hard out there. But hard is relative. I come from a middle-class family, my parents are academics. I was… — Shonda Rhimes Copy Share Image
What is really special about dogs is they're really similar to even human toddlers. — Brian Hare Copy Share Image
if you were older you might agree with me. you might say that real love steals nothing. you might say that real… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
Our prevailing system of management has destroyed our people. People are born with intrinsic motivation, self-respect, dignity, curiosity to learn, joy in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I was actually really sick of being a broke actress with a toddler, so I wrote a script. — Frankie Shaw Copy Share Image
Somewhere a woman is praying her toddler wins a beauty pageant. I say this because sometimes people wonder why God lets tornadoes… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
As soon as I could talk, I was bellowing at the top of my lungs. My parents couldn't get over how weird… — Valerie June Copy Share Image
You know that your toddler needed love and approval but he often seemed not to care whether he got it or not… — Penelope Leach Copy Share Image
My mother told me when I was a toddler and in the crib that they would have music playing, and the thing… — Robbie Robertson Copy Share Image
