“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
It's perfectly possible to love your toddler but struggle to like them when times are hard. — Mariella Frostrup Copy Share Image
North Korea is the errant teenage child, aren't they? Or toddler - they're holding their breath until they get their way. — Valerie Plame Copy Share Image
Naughtiness is a part of growing up. It starts when you're a toddler and never ends. — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
You're like a candy store and I'm a toddler You got me wantin' more and mo mo more of your love — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a… — Graydon Carter Copy Share Image
How awful it was, thought Tessa, remembering Fats the toddler, the way tiny ghosts of your living children haunted your heart; they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Families survive the terrible twos because toddlers aren't strong enough to kill with their hands and aren't capable of using lethal weapons. — Paul Bloom Copy Share Image
For me, I'd say about five. I remember I always knew that there was something wrong, y'know. And you can't articulate that… — Rebecca Root Copy Share Image
In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I remember growing up always loving the guitar. I used to love to watch the people play on the Country Western shows… — Carl Wilson Copy Share Image
It was unbelievable seeing me as an action figure! In a few months, toddlers all around the country will be biting my… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No matter who you are, what you've accomplished, what your financial situation is - when you're dealing with a parent with Alzheimer's,… — Maria Shriver Copy Share Image
They play in the Meadow. The dancing girl with the dark hair and blue eyes. The boy with blond curls and gray… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
My daughter was a toddler. I had no idea there was anything wrong with kids' media.I started watching little preschool shows with… — Geena Davis Copy Share Image
Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work. Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
Once we begin to appreciate that the apparent destructiveness of the toddler in taking apart a flower or knocking down sand castles… — Polly Berrien Berends Copy Share Image
The phrase you usually hear after a cut is "That was great. Perhaps we could have another go. Maybe try it this… — Olivia Williams Copy Share Image
Taking a toddler to school is one of the most satisfying moments in my many years in public life. There is no… — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
Your toddler will be "good" if he feels like doing what you happen to want him to do and does not happen… — Penelope Leach Copy Share Image
Just because you can thrill a toddler by chewing with your mouth open doesn’t mean you should. — Michael Nesmith Copy Share Image
Toddlers can make you feel as if you have violated some archaic law in their personal Koran and you should die, infidel. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Every father should Remember that 1 day his son will follow his Example ,instead of his advice ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Structure is something that calms our nature; we know this of toddlers. — Krista Tippett Copy Share Image
Toddlers are so powerful and so egocentric and teenagers are also so powerful, so egocentric. — Laura Huxley Copy Share Image
My mom called me 'Stinky Binky' as a toddler, and I started to refer to myself as, 'I'm Binkie.' — Michelle Carter Copy Share Image
The sun was a toddler insistently refusing to go to bed: It was past eight thirty and still light. — John Green Copy Share Image
I have a four-month-old and I also have a toddler, so that takes up all of my time. — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
When the toddler does something and there are consequences for his action civilization begins. — Alicia F Lieberman Copy Share Image
Sometimes you need to talk to a toddler to see the beauty of the world again. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
I mean you might have wanted Carrie Bradshaw, but to me she's like toddlers and tiaras gone berserk! — Michael Kors Copy Share Image
I learned that buying expensive furniture with toddlers around is pointless. — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
Grown-up people do very little and say a great deal… Toddlers say very little and do a great deal… With a toddler… — Penelope Leach Copy Share Image
To my husband, I'm not just a helicopter mom. I'm a drone-on-top-of-a-snowplow mom. To me, my husband is too casual and relaxed.… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
