Humorous Quote by Neil Leckman

“Normal people began to see that a beard was not synonymous with honesty. It was simply a patchy place to hide one's lies.”

— Bassem Youssef

“Why do old men grow huge beards as if to proclaim a manhood that has long since fled?”

— Jeane Westin

“I wish I could grow out a beard, but my employer won’t let me. Also, Mother Nature won’t let me either. She’s not my…

— Jarod Kintz

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He…

— Jarod Kintz

“He stood there as I walked on. Never trust a man with a perfectly-trimmed mustache …”

— Charles Bukowski

“Again, do you call those men leisured who spend many hours at the barber’s simply to cut whatever grew overnight, to have a serious…

— Seneca

“The funny thing about having any kind of moustache or beard is it grows on you—in two ways. I mean, it grows on you.…

— John W. Boyer

“While getting a haircut, I thought about my failed marriage. Instead of feeling bad, I thought I’d grow a beard, move to the mountains,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Ideas are like beards. Men don’t have them until they grow up. Somebody said that, but I can’t remember who.”

— Haruki Murakami

“Never trust a man who spends too much time on his hair.”

— Bridie Clark

“You can’t trust a man with a curly mustache. It just screams deviant.”

— Meghan Quinn

“I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.”

— Jarod Kintz