Humour Quote by Neil Leckman

“if zombies eat a family member, you're gonna dissociate”

— Sam Sheridan

“If I were a zombie I'd never eat your brain I'd just want your heart”

— Stephanie Mabey

“ I am not the star of a zombie movie. I am the guy in the background who gets eaten in the first montage. ”

— David Wong

“If zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Do your zombies eat brains? Are they horrible and scary? They're only sad.”

— Nancy Farmer

“Zombies are the walking dead, only it isn't their bodies that have died but their hearts, their souls. I know they exist because I…

— Cindy Bennett

“Zombies don't exist.”

— Molly Looby

“You're just another one of those disconnected, easily angered zombies who haven't really worked a day in their lives. Always eager to tell other…

— Caspar Vega

“The Zombies stayed in and sat on the bed. More Zombies came and they just spoke about brains and boogers and burgers and boobs…

— Myron Mitchell

“Our true fear of the zombie was never that its bite would turn us into one of them. Our fear is that we are…

— David Wong

“The zombie looks like a man, walks like a man, eats and otherwise functions fully, yet is devoid of the spark. It represents the…

— David Wong

“Stay away from the Zombies.”

— Rob Roberge