Business Quote by Tara Sivec

“Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina.”

— Tara Sivec

“The Zombies stayed in and sat on the bed. More Zombies came and they just spoke about brains and boogers and burgers and boobs…

— Myron Mitchell

“There was a zombie at my back door. Its eyes swung up, and they were blue, the whites already clouding with the egg rot…

— Lilith Saintcrow

“Mom told me you got hit by a ball last night, but I didn’t think it would be that nasty looking. Does it hurt?”…

— Rachel Hawthorne

“What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!”

— Diana Rowland

“I need another dick in this house and soon before the whole fuckin' place is painted pink and I slip on a glitter pen…

— Kristen Ashley

“Run over these fuckin zombies now or I'll never have sex with you again!”

— Geonard Yleana

“Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!”

— Neil Leckman

“I turned round and round in the middle of the road—a broken toy—my wellies clop-clopping over the white line, and the creaking hinges of…

— Jo Furniss

“Zombies were probably munching on my friends and family as we speak and I was contemplating orgasms in the apocalypse. But it couldn’t be…

— Gillian Zane

“What’s with the zombie craze? Zombies are half alive, half dead, right? Sounds like my wife in bed.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Fangtasia, where all your bloody dreams come true,' said a bored female voice. 'Pam. Listen.' 'The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.' 'Appius…

— Charlaine Harris