Quote by B.L. Berry

“Your beaver is huge.”

— Ashley Pullo

“So the bimbo’s a hairdresser? Sadly for her, I’ve seen better hair on a stray dog out on the street, over the bleached mess…

— Danielle Jamie

“I have given my heart. Her face is—” “Usual complement of bits?” asked the little creature. “Eyes? Nose? Teeth? All the usual?” “Of course.”…

— Neil Gaiman

“If I were a hairy man, I’d never pat myself on the back, because with all that fur, a pat would turn into a…

— Jarod Kintz

“There you are at last, girl,” said Great Aunt Sullana. “Your hair looks as though beavers had abandoned a dam there. Your face is…

— Tara Maya

“Butch: -I hear ya. No one's biz but yours. One question though Vishous: -What Butch: -When the females tie you down, do they paint…

— J.R. Ward

“You know what your problem is, Justina? You're in desperate need of a good shag." I downed a gulp of gin to cover the…

— Jeaniene Frost

“God, she loved a hairy male chest.”

— Victoria Dahl

“It simply dazzled her how he went from goofy bear, rolling on his back and playing with his toes, and right into sexy-beyond-belief Jersey…

— Shelly Laurenston

“Somebody has one of the worst hairstyles Britt-Marie has ever laid eyes on, as if she’s combed her hair with a terrified animal.”

— Fredrik Backman

“My ma always said the word damn came from beavers who gave up on their houses one stick short.”

— Charlie N. Holmberg

“You’re attracted to me?” “Oh, God,” I groan. “That’s the last thing you need for your ego.” “That’s probably true,” he laughs. “Better hurry…

— Colleen Hoover