Quote by Tara Sivec

“It was like the day the stick turned pink, her lady bits put up a giant "Out of Business" sign. Do not enter, closed…

— Tara Sivec

“[Zombies] don't bother much as long as you can stay out from between their teeth.”

— Anonymous

“Run over these fuckin zombies now or I'll never have sex with you again!”

— Geonard Yleana

“You're a zombie. If you're not missing body parts, you're doing it wrong!”

— Lia Habel

“Zombies were probably munching on my friends and family as we speak and I was contemplating orgasms in the apocalypse. But it couldn’t be…

— Gillian Zane

“Fuck a zombie!”

— Charlaine Harris

“Zombies don't run.”

— Simon Pegg

“Zombies don't exist.”

— Molly Looby

“There's nothing worse than a messy dead body.”

— Deborah Noyes

“So, it’s the zombie apocalypse, right? Zombies are coming out of the ass, running amuck through buildings and streets. You’ve already almost died three…

— J. Lynn

“The Zombies stayed in and sat on the bed. More Zombies came and they just spoke about brains and boogers and burgers and boobs…

— Myron Mitchell

“What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!”

— Diana Rowland