Humor Quote by Neil Leckman

“I observed that when a footballer is about to make a threatening strike to score a goal, there comes a big shout from spectators…

— Israelmore Ayivor

“If I only had one goal, it would be to make her laugh loudly every day.”

— Elizabeth Eulberg

“He seemed to resonate with a kind of confidence that life was still nothing but a joke - an endless succession of soccer goals,…

— Markus Zusak

“Do let me assure you that if ever Endymion should ask me to give a ball in his honour I shall take steps to…

— Georgette Heyer

“You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then you any day!" -England”

— Hidekaz Himaruya

“How can you lie there and think of England When you don't even know who's in the team? - Greetings to the New Brunette ”

— Billy Bragg

“Once again, there was talk of winning every game, and once again, we proved to be human, because an oblong ball takes funny bounces.”

— Michael Pinball Clemons

“What’s your favourite position?” “I usually play winger.” “Zach, I adore you, but you can’t make soccer jokes during phone sex. It just isn’t…

— Tiffany Reisz

“His most famous quote is even simpler. It is so obvious that if anyone else had said it they may have been mocked. Having…

— Chris Anderson

“Today, with the way things are in all circles, in soccer, in society, in politics, where it seems anything goes, a gesture of honesty…

— Iván Fernández Anaya

“Pray God that no professional will ever captain England.”

— Martin Hawke

“Football means soccer, squash is soda, bonkers is nuts—I’m going to need an interpreter or something.”

— Heather Vogel Frederick