“God, why do I bother trying to help you? It’s not like you appreciate it. It’s not like the word ‘thanks’ is in your vocabulary. It’s like you’re not capable of being nice to someone you decided to despise when… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“You’re not going to campus. You’re going out to get drunk and play with other ladies’ boobies.” - Kye” — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“I’m sure all of that’s true. Especially the anal bit--Marshall’s always been an ass--but I don’t see how this is relevant, unless of course… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“So where did you get your information? Werewolves for Dummies? No, wait, you watched Underworld? Or maybe you were raised by wolves? Stop me… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“So what did you do, drug me, stuff me in the trunk, then dump me like a sacrificial offering into that vampire’s coffin? -… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“Been lickin’ peanut-butter spoons? Maybe I should call you butterfingers. It has a better ring than Hella Shella. - Tran 'Answer my question, Tran.… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“Why would Dad call you? I mean, you have to admit that he would have been better off calling the local prison and asking… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“God, why do I bother trying to help you? It’s not like you appreciate it. It’s not like the word ‘thanks’ is in your… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“You’re starting to look like you did before, and that’s not good because what you looked like was complete shit, so get up and… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
