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Because Quote by Bill Cosby

“People say children are charming because they tell the truth. That's a lie. I've got five of them. They only tell the truth if they're in pain.” quote by Bill Cosby — Download Open image

“People say children are charming because they tell the truth. That's a lie. I've got five of them. They only tell the truth if they're in pain.”

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