Comedy Quote by Bill Cosby Download Open image “Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!” — Bill Cosby ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Funny Hours Humor Kids Twelve
Feeding my children is not like feeding myself: it matters more. — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
Kids aint supposed to be grateful! They're supposed to eat your food, break your heart. — Eric Kripke Copy Share Image
It's unfair how the kids who are starving for attention tended to be so annoying that people had no inclination to give it to… — Lauren Myracle Copy Share Image
It's hard enough to get your kids to eat healthy, try cooking together and making it fun. — Brooke Burke Copy Share Image
If in so many parts of the world there are children who have nothing to eat, that's not news, it seems normal. It cannot… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
Kids today are really so alienated from the source of food. If they are going to nourish themselves properly, if they are going to… — Lidia Bastianich Copy Share Image
It was surprising how many kids don't have lunches. If we all get behind this cause, it'll help a lot of the kids out… — Joseph Parker Copy Share Image
I was the youngest of six kids, so yeah, feeding myself was important, but it's not like I was obsessed with food growing up. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat. — Jamie Oliver Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy Mary, you put some in her drink man, she, 'Haaaaaaaaaaaaah.' Oh yeah, that's really groovy man, Spanish fly is groovy, yeah. From then on, any time you see a girl: 'Wish I had some Spanish fly.'… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
