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“You'll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you'll never need a friend.” quote by Bill Cosby — Download Open image

“You'll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you'll never need a friend.”

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